The move
He's at the top of the ladder and clearly invested — the highest-spend moment of the session. For an SPH fan, frame the custom as buying his own personalised humiliation: he tells her exactly what to say (his name, his "stats", the comparison) and she'll make it, amused. He's commissioning something no one else will ever have — and paying for it stays on-brand.
Director questions — they'll ask him
The more he answers, the more bought-in he is, and the less he quibbles on price.
how long?say your name?how harsh?comparison size?which toy?any specific words?
Terms: $100 per minute, 3-minute minimum ($300). Great-value offer: $800 for a 15+ minute custom. 50% tip upfront before you film, balance on delivery — never film a custom without the upfront tip in hand. It's logged.
"okay this is actually funny — you want me to make you your own little video saying exactly what you are? 😂 sure. tell me how long, whether you want me using your name, how harsh, which toy. customs are $100 a minute (3 min minimum), or $800 for a 15-minute one. half upfront so I know you're serious — then I'll film you your own personal one 😌"
→ Got the spec + 50% tip → "locking it in, filming your little custom now 😏" → deliver, collect balance → then L7.